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• I won't say Dan Quayle is dumb, but when the light changed to "WALK," he abandoned his car and got out and started walking.
• Dan Quayle had a trip planned to Beijing, but was worried because of the turmoil at that end.
  His security adviser however informed him that it was pretty safe for D....
• Somehow he got in [to law school]; he talked his way in. -- James Quayle, Dan's fathe
• When Vice President Quayle was asked about his opinion on ethics, he said that every community should have some.
  If it would help the economy, he is willing to help some facility of this nature relocate....
• Dan Quayle, in April 1991, was concerned that his advisors may be getting out of touch with 'Real Americans.
  ' In order to combat this, he suggested that they read People magazine....
• They asked me to go in front of the Reagans. I'm not used to going in front of President Reagan, so we went out behind the Bushes.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle after the swearing in ceremony on Inauguration Day, 1/20/89....
• OK. Ok. Already. So Vice President Dan Quayle made a mistake.
  He knows, now at least, that Nepal isn't in South America....
• What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used car salesman?
  A used car salesman knows when he's lying....