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Q. When Is A Door Not A Door? A. When It's Val Kilmer.
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Q. When is a door not a door?
A. When it's Val Kilmer.
Related:
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?
A: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever....
Hid behind the door when they passed out brains.
When fortune knocks, be sure to open the door. BAILEY
There is always one moment when the door opens and lets the future in.
When poverty comes in at the door, love flies out at the window.
Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in at the door.
It is your business, when the wall next door catches fire. -- Horace
Remember when 'safe sex' was making sure the door was locked?
