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• Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? A: Zorn's Lemon.
• Take this girl away! She's got paternity suit written all over her! -- Uncle Duke (in Doonesbury)
• Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
  A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?...
• At a bargain sale, the only suit or dress that you like best and that fits is the one not on sale.
• No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit. -- Sir Frederick G. Banting
• The courtroom was pregnant (pun intended) with anxious silence as the judge solemnly considered his verdict in the paternity suit before him.
  Suddenly, he reached into the folds of his robes, drew out a cigar and cermoniously handed it to the defendant....
• SMILEY :Q what?
• PRO: Not having to dress up in a suit and tie. CON
  Not being able to wear your old levis and favorite shirt. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.