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• PRO: No more lung cancer. CON: No more butts. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more pain. CON: No more inflicting pain. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more sunburn. CON: No more sun. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: Not having to talk to the local losers. CON: No more friends across the country.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more Ronald Reagan. CON: No president to rag on. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more broken hands when someone steps on it with cleats.
  CON: No more sports (like football with your friends, etc.) -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more bad trips. CON: No more smoking the ganja. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more beat parties. CON: No more wild parties. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more car insurance, and car to take care of.
  CON: No more running over innocent pedestrians. -- Pros and Cons of Death...