PRO: No more 50 below zero winters.
CON: Not seeing people freeze to death in the streets.
-- Pros and Cons of Death
CON: Not seeing people freeze to death in the streets.
-- Pros and Cons of Death
Related:
- PRO: No more enemies
CON: No more friends.
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Pros and Cons of... - PRO: No more lung cancer.
CON: No more butts.
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Pros and Cons of... - PRO: No more pain.
CON: No more inflicting pain.
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Pros and Cons of... - PRO: No more sunburn.
CON: No more sun.
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Pros and Cons of... - PRO: No more Ronald Reagan.
CON: No president to rag on.
Pros and Cons of... - PRO: No more stupid inner city people.
CON: No more cool local people.
Pros and Cons of... - PRO: No more itchy balls.
CON: No more tight Levis.
Pros and Cons of... - PRO: No more long, irrelevant trips to nowhere.
CON:
No more trips to exotic, far away places. -- Pros... - PRO: No more school, books, and teachers dirty looks.
CON: No more girls, mags, and dirty books! -- Pros...
From the same category:
- Dog: I tell you what: I'm gonna smell your behind,
then you can smell mine! Now is that a deal?... - The young have aspirations that never come to pass,
the old have reminiscences of what never happened... - Learning is like rowing upstream,
when not to advance is to drop back... - Mary had a little RAM --
too bad she couldn't run Windoze... - YAUN: /yawn/ [Acronym for `Yet Another UNIX Nerd'] n.
Reported from the San Diego Computer Society (predominantly...
