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• PRO: No more enemies CON: No more friends. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more lung cancer. CON: No more butts. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more pain. CON: No more inflicting pain. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more sunburn. CON: No more sun. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more Ronald Reagan. CON: No president to rag on. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more stupid inner city people. CON: No more cool local people. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more itchy balls. CON: No more tight Levis. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more long, irrelevant trips to nowhere. CON
  No more trips to exotic, far away places. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more school, books, and teachers dirty looks.
  CON: No more girls, mags, and dirty books! -- Pros and Cons of Death...