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Probably no invention came more easily to man than when he thought up heaven. -- G. C. Lichtenberg
Probably no nation is rich enough to pay for both war and education.
Probably the best operating system in the world is the [operating system] made for the PDP-11 by Bell Laboratories.
-- Ted Nelson, October 1977...
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Probably the question asked most often is: Do one-celled animals have orgasms?
The answer is yes, the have orgasms almost constantly, which is why they don't mind living in pools of warm slime....
Probably the worst thing about being Jewish during Christmastime is shopping in stores, because the lines are so long.
They should have a Jewish express line: "Look, I'm a Jew, it's not a gift. It'...
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK HE'S GOING?
! -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
Pro basketball players are so tall that some few of them don't have to stand on their tiptoes to see over their wallets.
PROBATE LAWYERS do it willingly

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