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• Basketball players do it to score.
• We've got some good players and so have they - that's the difference.
• Basketball players score more often.
• Did you hear about the basketball player who was so tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him.
• Texas A&M football coach Jackie Sherrill went to the office of the Dean of Academics because he was concerned about his players' mental abilities.
  "My players are just too stupid for me to deal with them", he told the unbelieving dean....
• It is not good to try to lead people by hitting them over the head, but for some few, having a bat handy is helpful, just in case.
• I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoe
• Concerning players, we have thought it fit to excommunicate them so long as they continue to act.
  First Council of Arles, Decree (314 CE)...
• Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.