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Professional ballerinas use about twelve pairs of toe shoes per week.
Professional mail reader on closed modem. Do not attempt.
Professional Nuisance for Hire--name a target, name a place, I'm there
Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #07...
Professional wrestling: ballet for the common man.
Professional wrestling is for people who like comic books, but can't handle word balloons.
Professor: A textbook wired for sound. -- "Laughs Unlimited
Professor Plum: "What are you afraid of? A fate worse than death?
Mrs Peacock: "No, just death." -- _Clue_...
Professors do it by the book.
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