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Producers seem to be so prejudiced against actors who've had no training.
And there's no reason for it. So what if I didn't attend the Royal Academy for twelve years?...
Producing a system from a specification is like walking on water--it's easier if it's frozen.
product: a water bird who is on your side.
Production is the basis of morale.
Production is the only answer to inflation.
Productive Complaining" by Belle E. Akin -- Booktip of the month
Productivity = (Number of secretaries X Average typing speed) / (Number of Scientists).
Note that when the number of scientists is zero, productivity becomes infinite. -- Robert Somme...
Productivity = <# of scientists> / <# of administrators>
Profanity is the crutch of the ignorant, but every once in a while you've got to talk to one of those ignorant motherfuckers.
Profanity is the one language that all programmers know the syntax of.
-- Troutman's Programming Postulate #6...

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