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• Doing just the opposite is also a form of imitation -- G. C. Lichtenberg
• There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
  -- Montaigne...
• A book is like a mirror: If an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to look out.
  -- G. C. Lichtenberg...
• I cannot say whether things will get better if we change
  what I can say is they must change if they are to get better. -- G. C. Lichtenberg...
• When a man says, "Get thee behind me, Satan," he's probably ashamed to have even the devil see what he's up to.
• A robot played chess with a punch, But died with a hideous crunch One day when the pawns Appeared to be prawns And he gobbled them up for his lunch.
  -- C. M. and G. A. Maxso...
• If I was being executed by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat.
  Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, "Injection?...
• I heard a definition of an intellectual, that I thought was very interesting
  a man who takes more words than are necessary to tell more than he knows....
• Never hit a man when he's down. You may find he's bigger than you when he gets up.