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• OLD TIMER: One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization.
• Old timer, n: One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization.
• A Old Timer remembers when: baby sitters were called mothers.
• A Old Timer remembers when: a baby was an addition and not a deduction.
• Who remembers when Saturns were rockets, not cars?
• Time for Timer!
• VAGRANT One of those people who make you feel guilty (for not giving them money) and angry (for them bothering you in the first place) at the same time.
  Actually most vagrants in this city either keep themselves to themselves by being sleepy and smelly on street benches, or by cheerfully walking their way through inner-city streets with no shoes on, mumbling theories on modern civilisation....
• When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
• Two obviously high-class old ladies are strolling down a city street when they run across a grizzled
  agged old derelict lying drunk in the gutter, covered with garbage, sewer water running all over him....