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• Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
• She is the treasure of the house. Great good fortune.
• Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
• Zapp: She's built like a steak house but she handles like a bistro.
• Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
  -- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- We 're a' Noddin'...
• Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
• My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors.
  The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper....
• Burning down the house!
• There is a skeleton in every old house.