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Politician: A fellow who'll lay down your life for his country.
Politician: Breeding form of lawers.
Politician:Honesty as Darkness:Ligh
POLITICIAN, n. An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared.
When we wriggles he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice. A...
Politician, n.: From the Greek "poly" ("many") and the French "tete" ("head" or "face," as in "tete-a-tete
head to head or face to face). Hence "polytetien", a person of two or more faces. -- M...
Politicians always lie when their lips move.
Politicians are ambidextrous pickpockets.
Politicians are like banana's: They go in green; Come out yellow; And are always bent.
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Politicians are like polkas - different names but sound the same.

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