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Polynesia (n.) loss of memory in parro
polyurine (paw-lee-yer-in) n.: liquid found in the bottom of kitchen garbage can whenever the bag is removed.
Pompey bade Sylla recollect that more worshipped the rising than the setting sun.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Life of Pompey...
POM: /P-O-M/ n. Common abbreviation for {phase of the moon}.
Usage: usually in the phrase `POM-dependent', which means {flaky}....
Pomposity is its own reward.
Pom, said Pooh. I put that in to make it more hummy.
Pontiac: Poor old ni**er thinks it's a Cadillac
Pontiac Poor old nut thinks it's a Cadillac
Pontius Pilate & Bill Clinton: each tried washing blood from his hands.
Pontius Pilate was the first great censor, and Jesus Christ the first great victim of censorship.
-- Ben Lindsay...

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