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• When Bubba talks, see if Hitlery's lips move.
• When willie talks, see if her lips move.
• Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying? A: When his lips move.
• How can you tell when an IBM salesman is lying? When his lips move.
• Kamin's Seventh Law Politicians will always inflate when given the opportunity.
• Politicians will always inflate when given the opportunity. -- Kamin's Law
• If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Joey: So Pheebs, do they know about each other? Phoebe
  Does a dog's lips move when he reads? (pause) Okay, no they don't....
• Don't mind him; politicians always sound like that.