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• What's yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.
• Marines are like bananas; they're born green; they turn yellow; and they die in bunches.
• Don't mind him; politicians always sound like that.
• Always run a yellow light.
• Go ahead. Attack me with that banana.
• yellow card n. See green card.
• From the Tulanian, the Tulane alumna magazine: Politicians are like banana
  They're green when you pick 'em, ant then they hang around in bunches and get rotten....
• Elections come and go, but politics are always with us.