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Politicians do it to everybody.
Politicians do it to make the Headlines.
Politicians: lawyers who don't inhale.
Politicians neither love nor hate. Interest, not sentiment, directs them.
-- Fourth Earl of Chesterfield (1694-1773)...
Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants -- William W. Hughe
Politicians profit by confusing theories with conditions.
Politicians say the other guy did it...
Politicians say they're beefing up our economy. Most don't know beef from pork. -- Harold Lowma
Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories. -- Arthur C Clarke
Politicians who support sanctions should have to take in the refugees--it's only fair.
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