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Politicians are like ships - noisiest when lost in a fog.
Politicians aren't born, they are excreted. -- Cicero
Politicians aren't crooks - just "ethically challenged".
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
-- John Quinto...
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
-- Nikita S. Khrushchev (1894-1971)...
Politicians cut red tape....LENGTHWISE
POLITICIANS do it, but they stay in too long and make you pay for it afterwards.
Politicians do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.
Politicians do it on the back bench.
Politicians do it on the floors of Congress.
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