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• You say you are lying. But if everything you say is a lie, then you are telling the truth.
  You cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie....
• Facts are the enemy of truth. -- Don Quixote
• I don't mind a man going around telling lies about me, but he'll hear from me if he dares to tell the truth!
  -- Jimmy Savo...
• I wouldn't mind being the last man on earth--just to see if all of those girls were telling me the truth.
  -- Ronnie Shake...
• Success didn't spoil me -- I've always been insufferable.
• Too Many Cooks Spoil The Broth -- Let Me Do It.
• Autobiography: Unrivalled telling truth about others.
• Cynicism is an unpleasant way of telling the truth. -- Lillian Hellma
• Telling a liberal the truth is like showing a vampire a crucifix.