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• Quote #447 No, I don't think smoking should be illegal.
  Smokers are already getting the death penalty!...
• Smoking Aids Economy by Causing Early DEATH.
• Man: Excuse me, I ordered a Zima, not emphysema... Serve
  Please, don't smoke in our restaurant; we don't serve contemporary Californian cuisine in your lungs....
• Believe in Darwin; cancer cures smoking.
• Cancer cures smoking. BUMPER STICKER.
• The Death Penalty is a 100% Deterrence
• Carl: Hey, Homer, are you sure it's OK to smoke Cuban cigars and gamble here now that your wife's a cop?
  Homer: Are you kidding? Being a cop husband is one mighty sweet deal!...
• Severe interest penalty for early withdrawal.