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• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• Monica: Please tell me you_re stopping now. Pete: I_m fine!
  I'd fight tonight, if they_d let me. [stands up and starts swinging his arms] See this circle I'm marking off here?...
• Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan.
  [holds out hand] Don Vittorio DiMaggio....
• Bart: Why, hello, Mrs. Bush! Barbara: Hi, Bart! Mr.
  Bush is upstairs napping. Bart: You know, your husband's awful grumpy....
• Start with:) Hello, this is Adrian; I'm just returning your call.
  (Later change it to:) Hello, this is Adria...
• It has come to my attention that nothing I never said has caused me any harm.
  When I am gone, you will be sorry you never heard me say what I don't usually....
• My friend Sappo was real depressed. He said, "I can't get any girls.
  I said, "Don't worry, listen, tomorrow we're going swimming....
• I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said, "Do you live around here often?
  She said, "You're wearing two different-color socks....
• Bob: Well, I suppose I should ask you what you do if I'm to be working with you.
  Cecil: _For_ me, Bob. _For_ me. I am Springfield's chief hydrological and hydrodynamical engineer....