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• I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one.
• You will give someone a piece of your mind, which you can ill afford.
• Don't give other people a piece of your mind unless you can afford it.
• A pretty foot is one of the greatest gifts of nature.
  .. please send me your last pair of shoes, already worn out in dancing....
• Bart: [plaintive] Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson.
  I know I never paid too much attention in church, but I could really use some of that good stuff now....
• I'd give you a piece of my mind....but I can't find it.
• A pretty foot is one of the greatest gifts of nature.
  .. please send me your last pair of shoes, already worn out in dancing....