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An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously.
-- Charles F. Kettering...
An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
An invisible force field repels you with violet sparks flying.
An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.
An iron horse, with a flaxen tail, The faster that the horse does run, The shorter does his tail become.
Needle and thread....
Anita Hill:When sh*t happens, tell everyone 10 years later.
An Italian is COMBING his hair in suburban DES MOINES! -- Zippy the Pinhead
An it harm none, Do what ye will.
An it harms none, do what thou will. -- Wiccan Credo

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