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• Don't do blue. -- Red Skelto
• Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.
• Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.
  -- Don Marqui...
• If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell.
  -- Jimmy Swaggart, 5/20/88...
• The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of the dead, and so people only go to hell if that's where they believe, in their deepest heart, that they deserve to go.
  Which they won't do if they don't know about it. This explains why it is so important to shoot missionaries on sight....
• People tell me, "gee, you look good." There are three ages of ma
  youth, middle age, and "gee, you look good." But I don't let old age bother me....
• Horoscopes: The book says people born in January are gentle.
  February people are honest. March people are sincere....