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• Many daters just eat pork chops and French fries and talk about love.
  -- What do most people do on a date?? -- Craig, AGE 9...
• What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow.
• Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? He_s not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome.
  For most guys that_s like a third or fourth date kinda thing....
• Of course I can cook, but I never do it on the first date.
• As A general rule, people marry most hapily with their own kind.
  The trouble lies in the fact that people usually marry at an age where they do not really know what their own kind is....
• It's all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date.
  George Bernard Shaw...
• Standards are always out of date. That is what makes them standards.
• The following appeared in an editorial in a business magazine.
  "Although the sales of Whirlwind video games have declined over the past two years, a recent survey of video-game players suggests that this sales trend is about to be reversed....
• Live and learn; always ask for ID on the First Date!