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One thing Jimmy Swaggart and his wife have in common that most married couples don't.
...her clothing!...
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.
Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned...
One thing leads to another, and usually does.
One thing men can do better than women: read a map.
Men read maps better. 'Cause only a male mind could conceive of one inch equaling 100 miles....
One thing men can't understand about women is how well women understand men.
One thing more dangerous than getting between a grizzly sow and her cub is getting between a businessman and a dollar bill.
-- Edward Abbey...
One thing that helped Rip Van Winkle sleep for 20 years was the fact that none of his neighbors owned power lawn mowers.
One thing that's always available on a golf course is advice.
If you play like I do, you think everybody knows something you don't know....
One thing the inventors can't seem to get the bugs out of is fresh paint.
One thing they don't tell you about doing experimental physics is that sometimes you must work under adverse conditions.
.. like a state of sheer terror. -- W. K. Hartma...

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