One Thing Kids Like Is To Be Tricked. For Instance, I Was Going To Take My
Little Nephew To Disneyland, But Instead I Drove Him To An Old Burned-out
Warehouse.
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my
little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out
warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried,
but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started
to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey