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One thought of thee puts all the pomp to flight; Priests, tapers, temples, swim before my sight.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Eloisa to Abelard, Line 273...
One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign.
He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read....
One time a little parakeet flew in our window. My mom was making some hot chocolate, and she had a whole boiling pot of hot milk.
And the parakeet flew right into that boiling milk. And I don't like...
One time I removed all the hair from a mouse with Nair hair remover, just to see what it looked like.
And it looked beautiful. -- David Lynch...
One time I was hitchhiking when a hearse stopped. I said, "No thanks, I'm not going that far.
One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around.
I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face. The neighbors thought there was lightning...
One time we were driving through a construction zone and the sign said, "Speed Limit 35 Ahead.
And there were four of us. We were through there in no time. -- Guy Geechy...
One to destroy is murder by the law, And gibbets keep the lifted hand in awe
To murder thousands takes a specious name, War's glorious art, and gives immortal fame....
One touch of nature...makes all the world kin. -- John Muir, American Naturalist (1838-1914)
One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Troilus and Cressida -- Act iii, Sc.
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