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One that would have the fruit must climb the tree. -- Thomas Fulle
One thing about growing old, you don't need to travel to view ancient ruins.
An ordinary mirror will do it for you....
One thing about intellectuals, they proved that they can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.
-- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
One thing about my Aunt Nadie: She was gruff on the outside, but if you ever needed something, like a spanking or a scolding, she'd give it to you.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
One thing about the past It's likely to last. -- Ogden Nash (1902-1971)
One thing can be said without anyone questioning it, Yassir Arafat is not just another pretty face.
One thing common to most success stories is the alarm clock.
One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists.
But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist....
One thing I like about mountain climbing is that there are always plenty of excuses for turning back before disaster strikes.
-- Edward Abbey...
One thing is that, unlike any other Western democracy that I know of, this country has operated since its beginnings with a basic distrust of government.
We are constituted not for efficient opera...

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