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• American culture is based on the automobile, and any young man of promise is going to own one and want to travel great distances in it.
  Consequently, any young woman of aspiration should expect to spend most of her vacations in a car, probing into unfamiliar corners....
• Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry late
  for another thing, they die earlier. -- H. L. Mencke...
• The Roseanne Barr Diet: One meadow per day.
• Responding to criticism is a foolish thing for a writer to do, and an unpleasant one.
  It is much better to read only the advertisements of your work and to note, briefly, your royalty reports....
• Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they'd be intolerable. -- Edward Abbey
• Tis better to live than to conceive...
• Better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a lamb.
• Liberal Slogan: "Better Dead than Read