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O Miss Bailey! Unfortunate Miss Bailey!
-- George Colman, the Younger (1762-1836) -- Love laughs at Locksmiths, Act ii, Song...
Omissions, no less than commissions, are often times branches of injustice. -- Antoninu
Omit needless words. -- Strunk and White
Omittance is no quittance. -- William Shakespeare
OML Obey Murphy's Law
Omne solum forti patria. [Every region is a strong man's home.] -- Sir Richard Burton's motto
Omnibiblious, adj.: Indifferent to type of drink.
Oh, you can get me anything. I'm omnibiblious....
OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need 4 GALLONS of JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!
!... I think you drop th'WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT....
O, monstrous! but one half-pennyworth of bread to this intolerable deal of sack!
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act ii, Sc. 4...
O Most american beers (exceptions duly noted), =`\&l
like Coors and Bud (=)/(=) are like making love in a canoe...
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