Old Time Movie Plot: Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl.

Old Time Movie Plot: Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy finds girl once
more and marries girl and they live happily everafter. Science Fiction
Movie Plot: Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy builds girl. Current Movie
Plot: Boy meets boy. Boy loses boy. Boy finds another boy. Chase takes
forty minutes, dialogue six, and gun shots fill in void. Hot New Item: Boy
meets girl, they belong to different gangs, war breaks out.

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• PG = Boy gets girl, R = Villian gets girl,
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