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• There are things worse than a public speaker with a three word thought, a three minute vocabulary and a three hour speech, but I have not been able to think of any over the last three days.
• I can go for more than seven days without sleep. . . so it's a good thing I sleep nights.
• These are the days of Miracle Whip and Wonder Bread.
• Any more than three shakes is fun.
• The first three minutes of your life can be dangerous ... The last three can be pretty dodgy too!
• The USA is so enormous, and so numerous are its school
  colleges and religious seminaries, many devoted to special religious beliefs ranging from the unorthodox to the dotty, that we can hardly wonder at its yielding a more bounteous harvest of gobbledygook than the rest of the world put together....
• The USA is so enormous, and so numerous are its school
  colleges and religious seminaries, many devoted to special religious beliefs ranging from the unorthodox to the dotty, that we can hardly wonder at its yielding a more bounteous harvest of gobbledegook than the rest of the world put together....