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Now that hell has frozen over and Germany has reunited, the only thing that would surprise me would be if Apple and IBM.
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Now that I am dead, I'm finally making a living.
Now that I have my ``APPLE,'' I comprehend COST ACCOUNTING!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Now that is the wisdom of man, in every instance of his labor, to hitch his wagon to a star, and see his chore done by the gods themselves.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)...
Now that it's all over, what did you really do yesterday that was worth mentioning? -- Coleman Cox
Now that I've muddied the waters it's time to paddle off!
Now that long distance calls have replaced writing home for money on the part of most collegians, we are deprived of literary efforts toward greatness.
Now that Philip Morris owns Kraft Cheese, will we get a menthol flavored Philadelphia Cream Cheese?
Now THAT'S Italian!
Now that tag lines are out, what's this doing here?

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