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Now the world has gone to bed, Darkness won't engulf my head, I can see by infrared, How I hate the night.
Now I lay me down to sleep, Try to count electric sheep, Sweet dream wishes you can keep, Ho...
Now, THIS is a tagline.
Now this is a totally brain damaged algorithm. Gag me with a smurfette.
-- P. Buhr, Computer Science 354...
Now this is a way to make a phone call!
Now this is extremely nasty.
Now this is going to be your first day on a strange new planet, so I want you all wrapped up snug and warm, and no playing with any naughty bug-eyed monsters.
DON'T PANIC...
Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end.
But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning. -- Sir Winston Churchill...
Now this is the Law of the Jungle- as old and as true as the sky
And the Wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the Wolf that shall break must die....
No Wucking Forries.

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