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• Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the double lock will keep
  May no brick through the window break, And, no one rob me till I awake....
• Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, If I should die before I wake, I'll cry in anguish, Mistake!
  ! Mistake!!...
• Now I lay me down to sheep I pray the Lord the sheep's asleep If, perchance, the sheep should wake Simple friendship shall I fake.
  -- Frances Grimble...
• Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep.
  If I die before I wake, Remember to erase the tape. -- Answering machine madness - farewell...
• Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
  And if I fail to learn this junk, I pray the Lord that I won't flunk....