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• My life is a sine wave. Now, if I could just get the damned amplitude down.
  .." -- Stephen Denniso...
• Get your grubby hands off my tagline! I stole it first!
• I can't unclasp my hands.
• Lal, I am unable to correct the system failure. "I know.
  We must say goodbye now. "I feel..." What do you feel, Lal?...
• General Failure reading John Dvorak
• Who is "General Failure" and why is he reading my disk? -- quip from the Interne
• My wyfe stopped taking PRONEZAC, now I don't get any.
• General Brain Failure. (A)bort, (R)e-fry, (I)nsert, (L)abotomy
• General Brain Failure. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h, sheesh!