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Novice: A person who talks about learning Basic, and spend all of his/her time trying to get into the joke and adult message bulletin boards.
Novices do it with instructions.
No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture! -- Sherlock Holme
No viruses detected. Must be a pair of Nanites.
Novus Ordo Seclorum.
Nowadays everything we have is taxed - even our patience.
Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.
-- Oscar Wilde...
Nowadays, when opportunity knocks, you have to unlock both deadbolts, remove the chain, and turn off the burglar alarm.
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Now a' is done that men can do, And a' is done in vain.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- A' for our Rightfu' King...

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