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• NEIGHBOUR One of those people you occasionally smile at when walking down the stree
  but rarely develop such a bond with that they are concerned when your burglar alarm goes off when you're on holiday....
• Schrimpton's Law of Teenage Opportunity: When opportunity knocks, you've got headphones on.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your alarm clock goes off, and in your dream you try vainly to figure out what keyboard command to use to turn it off.
• A pessimist is somebody who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.
• When opportunity knocks, say YES, then figure out HOW.
• Opportunity knocks but once.
• Opportunity knocks but temptation rings the bell.
• If any invention marks the decline of human civilization, I think it would have to be the snooze alarm.
  The snooze alarm is based on the idea that when the alarm goes off, you are not getting up....
• Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.