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No use beating a dead horse.
No use crying over spilled water under a burned bridge.
No use getting too involved in life--you're only here for a limited time.
No use milking a spilt cow.
No user-serviceable parts inside. Refer to qualified service personnel.
No vacuum cleaner should give a human being a double polaroid. -- Red Dwarf 'The Last Day'
NOVEL, n. A short story padded. A species of composition bearing the same relation to literature that the panorama bears to art.
As it is too long to be read at a sitting the impressions made by i...
Novelty is not necessarily a virtue. -- Rita Mae Brown -- Starting from Scratch
A Different Kind of Writer's Manual...
November, n.: The eleventh twelfth of a weariness. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
NOVEMBER Oh come on, that was months ago, it's pointless dwelling on it now.
The word November is actually Latin....

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