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Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies. -- Adrienne E. Gusoff
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends. -- Woody Alle
Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is ugly and the paper is from the wrong kind of tree.
-- Professor W....
Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
-- George Sala...
NOTORIETY, n. The fame of one's competitor for public honors.
The kind of renown most accessible and acceptable to mediocrity....
ot picked from the leaves of any author, but bred amongst the weeds and tares of mine own brain.
-- Thomas Browne...
Not playing with / dealing from a full deck (-- not even in the game).
Not poppy, nor mandragora, Nor all the drowsy syrups of the world, Shall ever medicine thee to that sweet sleep Which thou owedst yesterday.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Othello -- Act iii, S...
Not quite, HAL. The engineers have figured out a kludge.

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