Not Only Is There No God, But Try Getting A Plumber On Weekends. -- Woody Alle

Not Only Is There No God, But Try Getting A Plumber On Weekends. -- Woody Alle

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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
-- Woody Allen

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Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends." -- Woody Alle
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
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