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Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
Not one penny. -- President George Bush, on raising the $4.25-an-hour minimum wage
Not only am I a master of suspense, but...
Not only are people weirder than you think, people are weirder than you can think
Not only are you anal, but you are anal about things most people have never even heard of.
-- Nigel...
Not only are you what you think you are, more so; what you think, you are.
-- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
Not only around our infancy Doth heaven with all its splendors lie
Daily, with souls that cringe and plot, We Sinais climb and know it not....
Not only do you want it to back up automagically, you want it to beep every 1 second while doing so?
-- Dan to management at 2:13 AM...
Not only hating David, but the king.
-- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Absalom and Achitophel, Part i, Line 512...

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