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Not Quite, HAL. The Engineers Have Figured Out A Kludge.
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Not quite, HAL. The engineers have figured out a kludge.
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We've got a problem, HAL". "What kind of problem, Dave?
"A marketing problem. The Model 9000 isn't going anywhere....
I find humans are quite clean pets -- HAL
Real software engineers don't write in ADA, because the standards bodies have not quite decided on a formal spec yet.
Arkansas figured out a way to get rid of Clinton.
Breakthrough: We finally figured out a way to sell it!
I have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission - HAL 9000
Man was predestined to have free will. -- Hal Lee Luyah
I finally figured it out. The UNIX is a Vic-20 with lots of memory.
I! Finally! Figured! Out! How! To! Punctuate! Kirk's! Sentences!
