No Matter How Carefully You Shop For An Item, Once Bought, It Will Be On Sale Elsewhere Cheaper.

No Matter How Carefully You Shop For An Item, Once Bought, It Will Be On Sale Elsewhere Cheaper.

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No matter how carefully you shop for an item, once bought, it will be on sale
elsewhere cheaper.
-- Lewis's Law

Related:

Beryl's Law: The "Consumer Report" on the item will come out a week after you've made your purchase.
Corollaries: 1. The one you bought will be rated "unacceptable"....
The one item you want is never the one on sale. -- Finman's Principle
Paulg's Law: In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save. -- Paul's Law
Paul's Law: In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
Deal's Second Law of Sailing: No matter how strong the breeze when you leave the dock, once you have reached the furthest point from port the wind will die.