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• Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses. -- Dorothy Parker (1893-1967), "News Item
• Comet ASCII: - -- ---===>>>>>>>>>>>>*
• There is news.
• Jupiter is aligned with Mars.
• Quimby: Fellow citizens, when I learned about the impending crisis, I caught the very next plane to Springfeld.
  ..field. [everyone claps politely] First of all, yes, there is a comet in the sky, and yes, it is going to hit Springfield....
• No sentence fragments. -- Writing Rule 42
• About sentence fragments. -- Writing Rule 10
• DJ: Top of the hour, time for the morning news. But of course, there _is_ no news yet.
  Everyone's still asleep in their comfy, comfy beds....
• No news is good news.