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• Never do anything for the first time. -- Paul Herbig
• Never utilise a sesquipedalien word when an intuitive diminutive will suffice.
• If it can be understood, it's not finished yet. -- Paul Herbig
• Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. -- Johnny Carso
• Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do. -- Writing Rule 40
• Quote #338 If it can't be understood, it's not finished yet. -- Paul Herbig
• Never assume malice where stupidity would suffice.
• Ned: Well, we sure could use a pooch to guard the flock at the Flanderosa.
  Skinner: It'd be nice to have some companionship when mother goes out on dates....
• A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. -- Burt Bacharach