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Neral: "Let me tell you something, Spock. We are going to start something here, you and I, that will redraw the face of the quadrant.
Spock: "Are you prepared to support reunification?" Neral: "I...
Neral: "Times are changing. And leaders who refuse to change with them, well, will no longer be leaders.
-- "Unification II", Stardate 45245.8...
Neral: "What do you know of this human? Jean-Luc Picard.
A Starfleet captain?" Pardek: "I know nothing of him....
Nerd Measle: An ink spot at the bottom of a shirt pocket.
NERD PACK: Plastic pouch worn in breast pocket to keep pens from soiling clothes.
Nerds design ditches, jocks dig them.
NERDS do it in Rot13
Nerds, don't like phone sex, it means we have to unplug the modem.
Nerds having sex: "Oooh! Interface me!
NERDs: N.ot E.xactly R.eal D.orks...

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