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• Sex is low in calories, and *oooh* that aftertaste!
• The other night I was having sex, but the girl hung up on me.
• Nerds, don't like phone sex, it means we have to unplug the modem.
• People are still having sex.
• Sex, Sex, Sex... the pleasure of having a 1 track mind.
• Do you know what Freud said about dreams of flying?
  It means you're really dreaming about having sex....
• It's so confusing choosing sides in the heat of the mome
  just to see if it's real, Oooh, it's so erotic having you tell me how it should feel, But I'm avoiding all the hard cold facts that I got to face, So ask me just one question when this magic night is through, Could it have been just anyone or did it have to be you?...