Nerds, Don't Like Phone Sex, It Means We Have To Unplug The Modem.

Nerds, Don't Like Phone Sex, It Means We Have To Unplug The Modem.

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Nerds, don't like phone sex, it means we have to unplug the modem.

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Just pick up the phone and give modem connect sounds.
Well you said we should get more lines so we don't have voice lines....
Modem sex begins with a handshake.
Nerds having sex: "Oooh! Interface me!
You mean, we have ANOTHER modem to feed?
I like oral sex; it's the phone bills I hate.
MODEM: A proven deterrent to phone solicitors.
MNP means Modem Needs Pizza.
Modem: A device that triples your phone bill.
Modem sex, the next best thing to being there.